Interestingness in the local news vol 9

3 idiots heading to jail after breaking into a bunch of places and making off with a few baseball cards [tu]

13 year old who started some ruckus at the rollerama got tased, bro [tu]

albany dude set a church on fire in pa [ynn]

fuller road construction is starting (did it ever stop?) [ynn]

move over law violator leads to dwai arrest (hilarious mugshot) [ynn]

car vs pole left 1700 w/o power [ynn]

schumer is pushing for a $100m grant that would make albany a solar research hotbed [saratogian]

free hpv vaccines from planned parenthood [tr]

an albany cop is mysteriously suspended after a mysterious probe for doing something mysterious [tu]