Your life is empty until you watch Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

My dear friend Lucy from across the pond introduced me to this wondrous show just a few days ago, and I was simply blown away. It’s basically the Jersey Shore of the UK. Anyway, it gives you a glimpse into the life of a few young (14 years old and up) gypsy brides. From there, you learn about some great things like how their entier existences are validated by how extravagant their weddings, baptisms and communions are.

Which explains why the following cake exists:

…and why these dresses are so sought after.

The guys are allowed to have the coolest haircuts in the universe too.

And these 16 year olds get to go out clubbing in the sickest designer (not actually) clubbing clothes you can scrap a car for.

Another good tradition of theirs, is that you get some handsome go-getters (see photo below) gathered the park with some ladies, and they are allowed to force their counterparts to kiss them. By actually holding them down and twisting their arm until they do so.

Which ends up being really weird, uncomfortable and rapeish:

I’m not going to caption the following as I don’t want to give away too much. You need to figure out how to watch it.

and lastly, I leave you with how to show up to your own wedding in s-t-y-l-e.

Go YouTube the trailers, and figure out how to watch all the episodes. You won’t regret it.