Get your drunk, sloppy ass home safely tonight

Party your dicks off tonight and hate yourself Sunday morning, but be safe and actually make it to Sunday. Get a free cab home courtesy of Martin, Harding and Mazotti:

From 10:00 PM to 2:00 AM on New Year’s Eve 2011, the firm will offer free cab rides to anyone in the areas of:

Albany, Utica, and Springfield, Massachusetts
Dial 1.800.LAW.1010 or Star-Star-LAW (**LAW or **529) on a mobile phone and you will be connected with an operator that will send a free ride from your location to your place of residence.

Details: https://www.1800law1010.com/free_taxi_rides.php

Or a free bus ride home from CDTA:

To help support Capital Region Stop DWI efforts, CDTA will offer free bus service at all regular bus stops from 8:00PM on New Year’s Eve, Saturday, December 31, 2011 through 1:00AM on Sunday, January 1, 2012.

Read more: https://www.cdta.org/news_detail.php?id=160

Or if you’re in Rensselaer County:

As part of the joint operation, this year the County will use 4 county owned vehicles that will be in operation from 10 p.m. New Years Eve until 2 a.m. New Years Day. The vehicles will be driven and dispatched by volunteers from various county agencies and the Community Emergency Response Team (CERT) and Sheriffs Deputies. Those interested in receiving a free, safe ride home through the joint program are urged to call 518-266-7680 during those hours of operation.

Read more: https://www.rensco.com/execoffice_pressreleases_display.asp?id=711

Bonus: AAA is not offering their “Tipsy Tow” service ANYWHERE in New York State. Details on their website: https://newsroom.aaa.com/