City Health Dept Wants to Outlaw Malt Beverages Outright, Might be Loko

Sparks, Loko and the most dastardly of all: SMIRNOFF ICE. This is so stupid that anyone in the government gives one shit about dumb kids doing dumb shit. Outlaw this and guess what? They’re still going to do dumb shit.

From the Daily News: The city Health Department wants state lawmakers to make it illegal for bodegas to sell “alcopop” – premixed, carbonated, flavored malt drinks with alcohol content as high as 12%.

“We are very concerned about these,” Health Commissioner Thomas Farley testified at a Council hearing yesterday.

Cool.